YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID..

Todays blog is all about stupid people, which spawned from the very first thing you'll probably be seeing on this page. Its times like these where I always remember a helpful line from one of my favorite comedians, Ron White : "You can't fix stupid". And you know what Ron, today I am going to prove you right. 

If anything, this just like totally proves that Beauty totally like comes with brains and that everyone is totally just jealous and that its totally NOT a beauty pageant its a scholarship contents to a university, or something like that so I can totally go to school with that one chick from the Hills! Its all about being smart(and apparently the Iraq).

In other news about stupid people (or I guess things that somehow made there way into people) all I have to say is this: What the fuck

Stephenie Meyer? 

From leaving the United States (which by my last post you can tell is a little hard for me) I was looking forward one thing above most all: no more god damned Twilight.

Good news for me. Here its not called Twilight, its "La Fascination", so in a twisted sense I think I got what I wanted (but still that wasn't exactly what I meant). Take a look at this crap: 

NOTE: Because they TOTALLY speak French in Forks, Washington its obvious that its been dubbed, which in mind mind grants it the WTF status I've given it. 

The only good thing (in my mind) that has come out of this stupid Twilight obsession would have to be the great video that some of us found before I left for France. Its probably the funniest thing I have seen in a while and it took a genius far greater then I to think this up. And who do we have to thank for this? Non other then those awesome Jizz in my pants guys. Check it out:

Who knows, maybe I'll go see the real thing in France (dubbed in French, of course). That would be an interesting experience.