R.E.M TOTALLY GOT THAT ONE RIGHT

Because December 21st 2012 is COMING motherfuckers. In fact you only have 1414 days 13 hours 11 minutes and 25 seconds left to prepare for it. What on EARTH are you doing reading this blog?! I mean, you have vital planning to do, people to say goodbye to, life dreams to fulfill, and 2012 survival kits to buy! If anything you are just wasting more of the precious moments you have left on this earth, because even though no one knows what's going to happen on 2012 (except for an expert team of Mayan scholars as said by CNN, but they don't count) the world is still holding its breath for someone to at least give them a little hint of what's going down. Well it's time to exhale world, Hollywood's got your back.

Thats right, the guys with the cameras have covered everything we've ever worried about. From vampire's who can't act to endless CGI animation that looks so real, we've finally got what's going to happen right here, we know what to expect, we know what the Earth is gonna do to us (what a bitch considering its not like we've even polluted or anything like that). 

Oh look, its a monk running from a giant title wave going over a mountain. Why does that seem impossible? Oh, wait. 

My favorite part of this has to be the epic questions at the beginning though, because thats both constructive to brainwashing an entire group of Americans as well as creating enough drama to make them shell out ten-seventyfive for a movie. And finally we come to on final conclusion: What is it that the government will do to prepare us? Absolutely nothing. Surprise, surprise.

Personal Note: My sister's pregnant again (woohoo!) and I really have to pee.